February 2012
76 posts
parents: in five years you won't even remember his last name
me: in five years it'll be my last name too
parents: what
me:
me: what
if my mom's still asleep: Shh don't make noise she's asleep
if my dad's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if my sisters's still asleep: Shh don't make noise she's asleep
if I'm still asleep: I need to vacuum for 3 hours and use the blender
Kid in school: I hate languages. When am I ever going to use spanish?
Me: You never know when you'll end up in Mexico and you need to find the closet airport.
Kid in school:
Why do people have accents when they speak but not...
most-awkward-moments:
I made this blog to cheer you sad people up. You deserve to smile.
Kelly Clarkson: WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU MAKES YOU STRONGER!
Katniss:
Peeta:
Haymitch:
Annie:
Johanna:
Katniss: I'm gonna have to disagree.
You know how people try and make Tumblr a "secret... →
most-awkward-moments:
I made this blog to cheer you sad people up. You deserve to smile.
Can you imagine how fit we'd all be if we spent as...
most-awkward-moments:
I made this blog to cheer you sad people up. You deserve to smile.
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Today,
most-awkward-moments:
I went to my first Stalkers Help Group meeting and I was amazed that I knew a lot of the people there ..
but they didn’t know me.
WARNING: You may die of laughter if you follow this blog!
A dozen roses: $12
a box of chocolates: $10
a happy valentines day card: $2
still having $24 dollars because you're single: priceless.
Friend: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
Me: Because I'm a hot pot of rice who don't need no side dish.
