June 2012
1 post
weasleysweaters:
If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.
gehbiahblue:
I should not be allowed in a bookstore with a wallet
instagrampa:
how to excite a large crowd of white people:
play don’t stop believin’ by journey
May 2012
72 posts
I'm assuming the London Olympics will have...
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me: graduates college
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me: gets married
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me: has 3 children
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quinnfaboob:
i was looking on shutterstock and found that for some weird reason there were a ton of pictures of old women with rolling pins
and then there’s her
silenthill:
i just found out that there’s a “china’s got talent”
how’s that possible, don’t they come out of the womb doing backflips and playing piano
how do they even pick a winner
my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like
“A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives...”
– George R.R. Martin (via lie-lie)
when i’m famous i’ll make sure to take hq pictures with good lightning so you won’t have a hard time finding a decent coloring
amouremeline:
f is for friends who dont talk to you
u is for ur alone
n is for never having any plans at all, all i do is sit at home
You know that moment when you’re reading a book and you just have to stop and bite your lip and squeal or sigh or close your eyes and wrinkle your nose and forehead and press the book against your heart and just like sit there and try to soak up the gorgeous literature via osmosis?
That’s my favorite part of reading.
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
me all the time: what am i even doing
adream-isawishyourheartmakes:
toocooltobehipster:
tyrabankin:
bring me pizza or bring me death
Wut.
homosaurus-rex:
It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: cannibal eats man's face
Teacher: Schools almost over
Teacher: and this is crazy
Teacher: but here's three projects
Teacher: due by friday
metallikato:
I see a little silhouetto of a man
ScaraMOUCHE scaraMOUCHE
Will you do the fandango?
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Me!
Galileo,Galileo
Galileo,Galileo
Galileo, Figaro
magnificooooooooooo~
phlynn:
tumblr blue is pretty dull and depressing
its the colour of lost dreams and teenage disappointment
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
: Can't I just read my book in peace? →
ragamuffin-shauntilly:
Don’t you hate when you find a spot to read a book
and someone (a coworker,friend, acquaintance ,etc) comes along
and although you clearly have a book in your hand getting lost in the words you still say “Oh im reading a book”
and then they sit next to you and next thing you know…
taryngmz:
michellercarey:
taryngmz:
Since Loki has no friends, you’d think that means that he would have more time to wash his hair.
Snape didn’t have any friends, and he never washed his hair, either.
I guess people with no friends have no reason to wash their hair.
