| Friend: | What's your type? |
| Me: | Famous or fictional. |
you are all missing the most important thing:
castiel has to wear different clothes now
SHOW ME THE BOOTY GIVE ME THE BOOTY TIGHT DENIM JEANS AND PLAID ROLLED UP SLEEVES
this is all im picturing
Cas’s sense of fashion would be fucking awful, omg. He would find the ugliest plaid. Can you imagine him peacocking around the bunker in purple and gold flannel, all, ‘Look at me now, Dad’?
(via tardismyoldgirl)
“What do you have in common with Edward Cullen?”
Rob - “I look a bit like him.”
i swear to god no one hates twilight more than rob
(Source: bringontheshackles, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
i can almost hear yahoo regretting their investment
(via serendipityseas)
ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us
well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws
what did you say, punk?
bIG
MEATY
CLAWS
WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES
BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON
no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF
OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US
(Source: rustlecrowe, via dontblink-blinkandyouaredead)
*Mom hands me phone to answer*
| Me: | Hello? |
| Telemarketer: | Hello, is your mother home? |
| Me: | I have no mother. |
| Her: | Well can I speak to your father? |
| Me: | Yeah, which one? |
| Her: | Which one is home? |
| Me: | Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio. |
| Her: | Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio? |
| Me: | No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark. |
| Her: | So who's Antonio? |
| Me: | I just told you, Carlos's ex. |
| Her: | So Carlos was cheating? |
| Me: | Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor. |
| Her: | So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated? |
| Me: | No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating. |
| Her: | So Mark wasn't cheating? |
| Me: | I never said that. |
| Her: | Yes, yes you did! |
| Me: | No I didn't. |
| Her: | Y-yes! You did! |
| Me: | Did what? |
| Her: | Y-you- Never mind have a nice day, goodbye. |
I need a moment to process this
I just dropped my spoon
EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO HAVE A PANIC ATTACK
I’M GOING TO BE IN LONDON FOR THIS!1!!11
(via tardismyoldgirl)
IM TRYING TO CREATE A GIF SET BUT I CXANT STOP LAUGHING
someone please reverse this gif
here you go
Please Please Please PLEASE
someone photoshop pizza flying into his mouthgirl i gotchu
shhhh tumblr, it’s all right… you can sleep now.
OMG I’m dying someone help me.
(via hunkules)
WHY DO THESE THINGS HAPPEN
BECAUSE SOMETIMES THE WORLD IS A BEAUTIFUL PLACE
(via dontblink-blinkandyouaredead)
